|Honey Dijon Vinaigrette is delicious on tender greens and hearty grains|
It was a plastic spider but had the same effect as a real spider at 6:00 in the morning. It was a dad joke and I knew it right off the bat so tucked the spider into the tea tin.
Then the spider appeared in the yogurt so I put it in the peanut butter. For months the spider traveled around the house and then there were more spiders so you couldn’t go a day without finding one, someplace -- in a shoe, under a pillow, in the pocket of a suit jacket. Even mom’s bridge ladies were finding them.